All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn
By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOURE LAYING ON THE FLOOR
do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it
When I find out a cute boy isn’t gay
there are stones in the ocean
that will carry us farther than
the arms we’ve entrusted to
hold us down
just as i break free
from the hook around my neck,
the current drags me back,
and she’s got me